LabCor office awaiting my pee-test for the new job that have acquired, nervous about my results being screwed up by a diet pill that I have recently begun taking that actually allows me not to eat, when I noticed the Holy Bible lying on the coffee table amongst the random magazines like Working Mother. Suddenly I am reminded that in this country there is one thing that you can find just about anywhere, and that is the Christian Bible. It is in every hotel room, waiting room, and probably every office. Now, I am not sure if I should be comforted by this fact or appalled by it. Being christian myself, I suppose that I should be comforted by the fact that I can find the word of God where ever I go. But at the same time it is presumptuous to have only that book available and not the Quran or any other religious text that is not affiliated with Christianity.I was sitting in
Then the obvious hits me, and I am brought back to my insane obsession with X-Files. There was an episode which described the government, as part of its conspiracy to cover-up the cooperation with alien life-forms who plan to take over the planet, as having kept track of every person in an attempt at cataloguing the human race. One way in which this was done was through implanting survey materials inside these Bibles that are found throughout our society. It is the perfectly hidden, assumed innocent, item in which to hide such Constitution-breaking procedures.